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Sign up now by Mar. 31, 2014, before penalties apply!** (It's gonna cost you an arm, leg, and a kidney if you put this off, comprende!?)

We're Hiring Now!

Perks: All you can drink Red Bull and more! 24/7 access to our Game Room with Xbox, foosball, and ping-pong. 100% health insurance coverage!

Apply Now: If you're a backend developer boy do we need you to build out the rest of the site! It's true that "60-70%" of our site has not yet been built so we need all the help that we can get at this point. If you're interested in any position be sure to take our quiz to see if you meet our qualifications!

PRE-QUALIFYING JOB QUESTIONNAIRE:
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You can reach our healthcare navigators/suicide prevention specialists live by phone at 1-800-555-1450 from 3-5 AM daily. Or, drop us an email & we'll get back to you shortly, by the time this site is fixed or next year, whichever is faster:

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PAPER APPLICATONS:


Due to popular demand we are now accepting paper applications! You can send your application and/or complaint(s) to:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington

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