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Sign up now by Mar. 31, 2014, before penalties apply!** (It's gonna cost you an arm, leg, and a kidney if you put this off, comprende!?)

Press and Media:

We've been getting tons of press coverage over the past few months and have been featured by notable media such as L.A. Times, Fox News, Wall Street Journal, The Onion and Runner's World, just to name a few. We just can't get enough of this media tornado we're in! Here are some highlights of where we've been featured.


Recent Press


Videos

Saturday Night Live: Obamacare Website Ad


Jimmy Kimmel: Obamacare vs. Affordable Care Act

Stephen Colbert: I Tried to Sign Up for Obamacare


The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Fed Med Redemption

Country Music Awards: Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood


Fox News: "Obamacare is a hacker's wet dream"-John McAfee


CONTACT US:


You can reach our healthcare navigators/suicide prevention specialists live by phone at 1-800-555-1450 from 3-5 AM daily. Or, drop us an email & we'll get back to you shortly, by the time this site is fixed or next year, whichever is faster:

Email Us

PAPER APPLICATONS:


Due to popular demand we are now accepting paper applications! You can send your application and/or complaint(s) to:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington

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